1. 2 years ago 
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    A panda walks into a restaurant. It orders a sandwich. Once it finishes the sandwich, it fires a gun into the air and walks out.

    The waiter asks a customer, “What the hell was that all about?”

    The customer pulls out an encyclopedia, opens to the page about pandas and points to the entry:

    “Panda. Indigenous to Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

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